“We live each day like there’s nothing to lose
But a man has needs and the need is booze
They say all the best things in life are free
So give all your beer and your rum to me“
Heavy Metal Pirates! I Haven’t seen them live yet, but to me this is absurdity is at genius levels.
Piracy’s a crime and crime doesn’t pay
And we go home poor at the end of the day
But I’d rather live my life in rags
Than be chained to a desk with a wife that’s a hag
We live each day like there’s nothing to lose
But a man has needs and the need is booze
They say all the best things in life are free
So give all your beer and your rum to me
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
‘Cause we are here to drink your beer
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
‘Cause we are here to drink your beer
Drink, drink, drink, drink
Drink, drink, drink, drink
Drink, drink, drink, drink
Drink, drink, drink
We sailed Over the Seas for Wenches and Mead
And told great tales of the Huntmaster’s deeds
The Quest for a drop of That Famous Ol’ Spiced
Has shown us the wrath of Leviathan’s bite
We went Back Through Time to get more Rum
Though we end up Shipwrecked having no fun
But Heavy Metal Pirates we must be
So give all your beer and your rum to me
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
‘Cause we are here to drink your beer
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
‘Cause we are here to drink your beer
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
‘Cause we are here to drink your beer
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
‘Cause we are here to drink your beer
Drink, drink, drink, drink
Drink, drink, drink, drink
Written by: Christopher Bowes, Lasse Lammert Album: Sunset on the Golden Age
Released: 2014
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