Emoji Haiku for the Bad Apple

Apple 🍎 crisp?

Soft, mealy 🤮

Fuck 🖕that Apple

   ©️  Jacob Pickard. 2025.

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3 responses to “Emoji Haiku for the Bad Apple”

  1. justrojie Avatar

    i’m not a fan of mealy apples that’s fasho

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    1. Jake Pickard Avatar

      Like when you bite into one when you think it’s crispy. Yuk.

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      1. justrojie Avatar

        ugh!! heck no

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