Worse than dad jokes

I made these joke’s myself and i have this thing with wasting my brain cells thinking of stupid things. They are all terrible & I want to apologize in advance. I also have a real job, so don’t worry im not homeless or starving.

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1. What do you call a prostitute that walks backwards?

2. What is the best state to by a Sconce in?

3. What is the name of a rave that only dwarfs can go to?

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A picture of me wearing a croc

1. A back hoe
2. Wisconsin
3. A Microrave

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Cringe names for a bar:

1. The Stanky Taint

2. The Sleazy Uncle

3. The Crematorium (micro-brewery).

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Cringe names for child care establishments:

1. Child’s Play
2. Mommy Dearest
3. Crabby Crappers
4. Diaper Don’s